Mark Streit is a real, actual hockey player. Hey hey hey. Sure he has holes in his de... blah blah blah.
The Rangers signed Wade Redden for six years! Six years ago ... Wade Redden was good! Huzzah!
Look, if the Islanders are going to do a little pissing in the snow, it might as well be on a defenceman, even if he's the oh!ffensive type. Let the children backcheck for a few years ... .
Ok. I'm going to bed. Go Isles.